A beginner’s guide to breaking and entering

£18.99

My name is Al. I live in wealthy people’s second homes while their real owners are away. I don’t rob them, I don’t damage anything. I’m more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal. Life is good. Or it was – until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead. And now – now we’re in a great deal of trouble. Featuring crooked houses, dodgy coppers and a lot of lockpicking, ‘A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering’ is a gripping thriller about what it’s like to be young, skilled, unemployed – and on the run.

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Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder . . . A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering is a gripping thriller about what it’s like to be young, skilled, unemployed – and on the run.

Fantastic‘ Zoe Ball
Madly fun and exciting’ Lisa Jewell
‘Who knew murder could be so funny. A joyous read from start to finish. I loved it!’ Clare Mackintosh
Witty, dazzling and incredibly addictive‘ Jenny Colgan
A bloody brilliant, fantastic book … I’m bereft now I’ve finished it’ Philippa Perry
It’s laugh-out-loud funny, proceeding at a pace that makes it almost impossible to put down.’ Sunday Times
‘A comic delight’ Financial Times
Smart, satirical, knowledgable, accurate, punchy, laugh out loud funny, surprising, shocking, thought provoking … Loved it.’ Matt Chorley, The Times
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Property might be theft. But the housing market is murder.

My name is Al. I live in wealthy people’s second homes while their real owners are away.

I don’t rob them, I don’t damage anything? I’m more an unofficial house-sitter than an actual criminal.

Life is good.

Or it was – until last night, when my friends and I broke into the wrong place, on the wrong day, and someone wound up dead.

And now ? now we’re in a great deal of trouble.
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Readers love A Beginner’s Guide . . .

***** ‘I just didn’t want this to end. The narrator’s voice is very, very engaging: a little cynical, very witty and all round jolly good fun.’
***** ‘I was more than pleasantly surprised. It has some brilliantly written characters and the plot keeps you engaged throughout.’
***** ‘I was gripped to the very end.’
***** ‘
Great fun, fast paced and quirkily written.’
***** ‘This book is so far fetched that it’s brilliant!’
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More love for A Beginner’s Guide to Breaking and Entering . . .

‘Filled with humour, shocks, love and hate – and a few tips on how to beat the housing crisis.’ Express
‘[Andrew Hunter Murray] has written something so funny and clever, you will want to give him a badge.’ Cariad Lloyd
‘A propulsive plot, an ingenious narrator and lashings of intrigue make this a genuine and thoroughly enjoyable page-turner.’ Guardian
‘A thoroughly entertaining mix of whodunnit, social satire and a cunningly smuggled-in love story. Highly recommended.’ Mail on Sunday
‘Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.’ Elizabeth Macneal
‘This is a giddy, addictive thrill ride of a book – who knew accidental espionage was so much fun?!‘ Daisy Buchanan
‘Legit brilliant, FUN and FUNNY and I couldn’t recommend it more’ Stevie Martin
Dark, funny, and deeply twisted’ Val McDermid
‘An excellent pacy caper’ Professor Sophie Ratcliffe
‘Tremendous fun: a quirky, gripping and insightful novel that kept me reading late into the night.’ Elizabeth Macneal
‘The plot is corset-tight and lavish with its surprises. An amusing crime caper?a delight.’ Strong Words Magazine
Filled with humour, shocks, love and hate – and a few handy tips on how to beat the housing crisis? Funny, thoughtful and all-round entertaining.Press Association

Additional information

Weight 0.684 kg
Dimensions 24.2 × 16.3 × 3.8 cm
Author

Publisher

Imprint

Cover

Hardback

Pages

453

Language

English

Edition

Hardback original

Dewey

823.92 (edition:23)

Readership

General – Trade / Code: K